[earlier today. tear stained cheeks. jumping up and down, throwing a fit. sarah whines to eric...]
"MARCH IS WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE A VACATION!"

But we all know that whining gets little accomplished - plus it's so unattractive. And so it is with great pleasure and strange relief that I pronounce this week PARIS WEEK for Team Saipua. We can all go! What shall we do first? Want to have lunch by the Seine? It may be before noon here, but in Paris it's 4pm so we can drink a bottle of wine. La vie est bonne, non?